sm random littl jokes..

went into a cab.. mr malay cabby talked alot..
he said e area i stay gd la..
many nice food la..
he hv nt eaten his dinr la.. etc etc..

thn suddenly, he asked : "r u a malay?"
i m 'shocked' by wht he asked... LOL...

i replied : "no.."
mr cab : "u nt malay..? u look like malay ley..."
he stil dun gv up..

he asked : "or u mixed...?"
LOL... i almost 'fainted'......
i replied : "no, i m nt mixed.."

i cun help thinking, do i look like a malay? do i...?
which part of me looks like a malay huh?
i m nt dark wht....
i m consider quite fair ah...
y he say i look like malay ley?
& stil dun gv up & say i 'mixed' ley...?

i dun undrstd la....

if i m malay... thn dear is INDIAN lor.. lol..

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went in e train...

e lady sitting in front of me ask.. "u wana sit?"
i replied : "no... is ok.. " (didnt think much, cos bz playing wth my iphone)

whn i alight, i think... y ask me wana sit nt..?
thn, i suddenly 'REALISE'.........

must b bcos i m fat la.. she tot i m pregnant..? >.<""

*sad* lol...

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went into a cab less thn 5mins..

mr cab : "err, miss ah, r u in a hurry...?"
me : "y?" (thinking wht tis man wan)

mr cab : "cn i go toilet..?"
m thinking, i must say yes wht rite...?
if i say no thn he is 'choke' wth pee thn hw..?

thn i replied : "ok.."
mr cab : "thank Q huh miss.."

i was wori dun knw he wil drive me to whr to pee sia.. lol..

in e end, i waited for him in e cab, he went pee & cm bk in less thn 3mins.. lol..

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tis morning, went in e train, as usual bz wth my iphone..

e lady sitting in front of me was reading paper..
whn she flipped her paper, she saw me..

she STOOD UP & asked..

lady : "u wana sit..?"
me : "oh.. no.. is ok.." (feeling embarrass cos i knw she must b thinking i m pregnant)

lady still standing up, holding her paper asked..

lady : "u.. sure...?"
me : "ya.. i m alighting sn..."

thn she finally sit dwn..

wooooaaaaaaa... emo la..... =(

fat gal.. diet diet diet.......... =( =( =(
no more choc ice cream, no more nice nice food..